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SUNRISE SPRITZER ELIXIR
Carl the Flamingo invented a morning cocktail inspired by the most splendiferous sunrises, the Sunrise Spritzer Elixir. It’s 2 parts champs, 1 part freshly juiced sunshine (If you can’t find fresh, canned is fine. You can use diet orange soda in a pinch…), and 1 part unicorn sweat. Serve in a coffee mug and top with a scoop of rainbow sherbet. Best enjoyed at daybreak while watching the sun come up. Hot dawn, Nature Fl*cks!!! Now get outside and enjoy it while rocking these Sunrise Spritzer Elixir sunnies.

MADE FOR
GAMING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
RUNNING
CYCLING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you’re crushing beers or crushing your competition.