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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why’d it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)

MEET THE BFG

NO SLIP
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

ALL ORIGINALS
A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

MADE FOR
GAMING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
RUNNING
CYCLING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.